Please commiserate with me as you read what I just got in my inbox:
Subject: What's up BBW!
Hey, you have a beautiful smile. I just couldn't resist emailing you. We a little about me. I'm a male model for Ralph Lauren. When I'm not traveling the world posing for magazines I volunteer for Doctors Without Borders. Yes I'm a pediatrician, but I don't like to brag. I'm a very strong man, but very sensitive. I'm not afraid to cry. I'm also still a virgin and I'm saving myself for the love of my life, you may be the one. Please don't let my love be all in vain....
Let's say it together. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!"
Yes, I reported him. This is, like, the third person I have reported.
Shall I list the turn-offs? Sure. Why not?
1. He called me a BBW. No, thank you. One of my bar friends can tell you I shot him down when he called me "Ruben-esque." I also immediately shoot down guys who say, "I don't usually go for the big girls, but..." I don't care if you mean well, I really don't want attention drawn to the fact I am too sore and fatigued to exercise, but I eat veggies and gain weight.
2. "We" instead of "well." Typo, I know, but he called me a BBW and that means war! ;)
3. Those last sentences about male modeling, being a doctor and being sensitive? I don't fall for that crap. I could care less what you do, as long as it isn't offensive.
4. The virgin part? Again, I don't care.
5. The final part about love being in vain? First, WTF? And, second, you don't know me, so you don't love me. Don't even try to say you do.
I think the dude is bullshitting me. Don't y'all?
I am so over dating.
